(1st verse)
O you humor me today
Calling me out to play
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you, you freak
 
(2nd verse)
Go cry, go runaway
Let your short legs carry you away
With your big dress
And your dirty hair
Your pens waiting for you
Just get far, far away from me
I don't want your disease
 
(chorus)
Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you
I know you know
I'm just like you
So leave me alone
 
(3rd verse)
Dear Matthew, I can't, you see
Your just not near enough like me
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you
 
(chorusx2)