He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips my lid
But deepd own inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room

He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel what can you do
Ben Weasel he's co cool

He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his libing room and festers every night
But we know his barks worse than his bite

He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song