All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls get so impressed
It makes me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
It's '95 not '69
I don't think it'es very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ

Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they're just
The biggest jerks around
I'm asking you on bending knees
Change that hairdo won't you please
Lose that ponytail, you'll see
That you'd be so cool like me

Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Won't you won't you cut it, dude
Then you'd be so cool like me