Was a little girl Maybe five-foot-two Had the cutest little feet Made my heart go tweet-tweet Quite a pleasant disposition Then came a pretty young French girl, mmm Whom I met in Las Vegas When I was there with my parents Oh my Had a real nice conversation Met a girl at the bakery She wanted to borrow my car from me She took it down to Mexico Ran over a man named Juan Then I went to college Met a college girl She lived in the sorority house Across from the school Got a real fine education Had seven women on my mind Now I'm married Have a very lovely wife Three cute little boys It's so nice And that's just half the story Of the girls in my life